I’ve finally worked it out. It’s a clever conspiracy to halt the exponential increase in the stupid population of the West!
This is how it works: Use the media to create a generation of boys who gasp in horror at the sight of a normal female body with all its hairy bits on and if possible gasp in horror at the sight of their OWN bodies with the hairy bits on as well. Then, when the generations who remember actual bodies have died out, cause some sort of natural disaster in which there is no access to electricity, pube shavers, wax, muscle inflating powders or boob implants for a couple of years. The entire population will become impotent with horror, and touche. We die out. It’s brilliant!