Tag Archives: sex

Aha!

I’ve finally worked it out. It’s a clever conspiracy to halt the exponential increase in the stupid population of the West! This is how it works: Use the media to create a generation of boys who gasp in horror at … Continue reading

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Why I support the ‘No More Page 3’ Campaign

When I was a young girl – several thousand years ago – I was heart-clenchingly embarrassed by the newsagent top shelves and their smear of pouting, arching, private female flesh. I’d been taught that sex was a special, intimate thing … Continue reading

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In which I make a list and get sidetracked by homosexuality

Even after only a short time away, I miss my blog. I miss reading and communicating with my fellow bloggers and I miss thinking about stuff long enough to write words about it. But I’ve gone back to work after … Continue reading

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Pubic Catastrophising

I have a theory that the reason women are (anecdotally) becoming more predatory in seeking out sexual encounters is because it’s now against the law to have pubic hair. Ok, maybe not actually against the law, but among young Western … Continue reading

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