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Aha!

I’ve finally worked it out. It’s a clever conspiracy to halt the exponential increase in the stupid population of the West! This is how it works: Use the media to create a generation of boys who gasp in horror at … Continue reading

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The future’s bright, the future’s goretex

Planning ahead is something I have always been particularly rubbish at. Maybe it comes from having grown up thinking total nuclear annihilation was immediately imminent, but it led to me living my life as if there is no tomorrow. Not … Continue reading

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