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Aha!

I’ve finally worked it out. It’s a clever conspiracy to halt the exponential increase in the stupid population of the West! This is how it works: Use the media to create a generation of boys who gasp in horror at … Continue reading

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Pubic Catastrophising

I have a theory that the reason women are (anecdotally) becoming more predatory in seeking out sexual encounters is because it’s now against the law to have pubic hair. Ok, maybe not actually against the law, but among young Western … Continue reading

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