I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Seriously. I really am. I mean it. Sorry everyone.
When God invented the Internet I’m fairly certain s/he/it didn’t intend it to be filled up with the ramblings of a billion nobodies speculating bewilderedly on their tiny, tiny lives. I’m sure s/he/it meant it to be filled with Philosophy and Poetry and Wise People communing together to solve the problems of the Universe and move Humanity into its next phase of greatness.
Instead, The Internet has become a vast cyberdepository of humans plaintively wailing, “Hello? Is anybody there? Where am I? What’s happening? Whose idea was this?”
And here I am adding my mousevoice to the squeakings of the lost.
I’m so ashamed.
throbbings of noontide 
Hi. This is the best blog. You make my sides hurt. Bye.
Your brain is no different than Albert Einsteins, except maybe his is a bit more pickled than yours….. (or is it??) Oh and yours isn’t in a jar in some freezer somewhere….. but apart from that yours is absolutely just as capable of coming up with the theory of general relativity as his was!
🙂
That is extraordinary flattering. I might put it it on a special self-confidence t-shirt and wear it on misery days.
Also, it’s a load of old rubbish. I can’t do sums at all. But I am not averse to a bit of lying.
You’ve described it perfectly. I’m ashamed, too.
At least we have the decency to hang our heads and know that we really shouldn’t type until we’re typed to.
Then there are more of us.
At least we have some humility. Whoops… mustn’t boast about being humble.
You have a truly remarkable blog with some gorgeous photos and entertaining writings. I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. To accept your award please go to http://grimmsfurrytail.wordpress.com/2012/12/23/versatility-abounds/. Congratulations from me and Grimm!
OH! I am beside myself! Thank you SO much! You have made my Christmas! I’m not sure who to nominate as someone’s already nominated you…. xx
You are very deserving of this award. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
I miss you. Hope you are OK!
Oh! That’s kind of you!
I’m fine – just starting a new job and finding my feet. So far it’s MUCH better than the old one… will be back soon xx
OK! Then I’m fine too – good luck with your new job and VERY welcome back!
OK, this is it…I’m not the playing sort, but I do want to give you a star from The Blog Of the Year Award…take it or leave it. Feel my sincere appreciation and joy over you and your blog anyway. You are Awesome.
http://lagottocattleya.wordpress.com/2013/02/17/i-found-some-extra-time-and-guess-what-im-using-it-for/
I am incredibly honoured and touched by your words. Thank you so very much! xx