I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Seriously. I really am. I mean it. Sorry everyone.
When God invented the Internet I’m fairly certain s/he/it didn’t intend it to be filled up with the ramblings of a billion nobodies speculating bewilderedly on their tiny, tiny lives. I’m sure s/he/it meant it to be filled with Philosophy and Poetry and Wise People communing together to solve the problems of the Universe and move Humanity into its next phase of greatness.
Instead, The Internet has become a vast cyberdepository of humans plaintively wailing, “Hello? Is anybody there? Where am I? What’s happening? Whose idea was this?”
And here I am adding my mousevoice to the squeakings of the lost.
I’m so ashamed.